"Smartest Infield Idiot" comic-inspired Sports Tee
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$24.50
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Smart, chaotic, and just self‑aware enough to wear it.
This tee is for the player (or fan) who always seems to be in the right place at the right time, even when the play looks like a disaster. “SMARTEST INFIELD IDIOT” is hand‑lettered on the front, with a tiny nod to the lore on the back: “Logged by Pipe Network 27.”
*Inspired by my ongoing Toiletverse baseball comic. Link available upon request*
Perfect for:
infield gremlins who somehow make the play,
catchers and coaches who know floor matters more than flash,
anyone who lives for functional chaos and double plays.
Soft, easy‑wear cotton blend. Runs true to size. Wear it to the field, the cage, or while arguing with your own imaginary poop scoreboard.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
"Smartest Infield Idiot" comic-inspired Sports Tee
$24.50
This tee is for the player (or fan) who always seems to be in the right place at the right time, even when the play looks like a disaster. “SMARTEST INFIELD IDIOT” is hand‑lettered on the front, with a tiny nod to the lore on the back: “Logged by Pipe Network 27.”
*Inspired by my ongoing Toiletverse baseball comic. Link available upon request*
Perfect for:
infield gremlins who somehow make the play,
catchers and coaches who know floor matters more than flash,
anyone who lives for functional chaos and double plays.
Soft, easy‑wear cotton blend. Runs true to size. Wear it to the field, the cage, or while arguing with your own imaginary poop scoreboard.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 34-37 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 38-41 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 42-45 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 46-49 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50-53 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 54-57 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 58-61 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 62-65 | 25 ¼ |