"I Can Hit All Your Shit" Baseball Trash Talk Tee-Ivory

This one’s for the hitters who don’t scare easy.

“I Can Hit All Your Shit” is hand-lettered with a jagged bat and a loud CRACK!—made for batting practice, dugout trash talk, and anyone who likes their baseball tees a little unhinged.

Printed on a comfy, garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee with dark ink on light, broken‑in‑feeling colors.

Hand-drawn design: “I CAN HIT ALL YOUR SHIT” with bat + CRACK!
Unisex Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight tee-Ivory
Relaxed fit with that washed-in, lived-in feel
Dark print on light/mid tones (white, heather, or soft colors)
Perfect for BP, game days, and talking a little shit in the cage
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

**Rumor says he went into the bullpen porta‑potty hitting .179 and came back from the Toiletverse like this.
Read more in The Toiletverse Files.**

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