Toiletverse Volume 1: The Starter Files
$3.00
Follows Sal, a starting pitcher who gets shelled for 7 runs in 2 innings and runs to a porta‑potty to fall apart in private… only to realize, far too late, that it’s no ordinary porta‑potty.
He gets sucked into a baseball underworld called the Toiletverse, where the plumbing has opinions and the pipes comment on everything through dripping water and awful sound effects. It’s what happens when a baseball‑loving guy refuses to grow out of bathroom humor and lets it mutate into an entire universe.
The humor is toilet‑themed and immature on purpose, but not graphic or nonstop—every other word is not poop, pee, or fart. It leans PG‑13 for language and attitude more than for anything extreme.
- PG‑13 for language and toilet humor
- Written for teens and adults, not little kids
- Great if you like baseball, bathroom jokes, and stories that go a little too far on purpose