"I can strike you out with my eyes closed" white tee

I CAN STRIᴋE YOU OUT WITH MY 👁 CLOSED.

This hand‑lettered tee is for pitchers who live in the zone and aren’t shy about saying so. Rough, chalkboard‑style text gives it that dugout‑wall energy—like something you’d scrawl on the bullpen clipboard before taking the mound.

Printed in black on a classic white tee, it’s perfect for game days, bullpen sessions, or anyone who’s ever wanted to tell a hitter exactly what’s coming. 

Part of the Pitcher’s Mound Collection.






• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

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