{"title":"Toiletverse-inspired Collection","description":"\u003cp class=\"mt-4 first:mt-0\"\u003eA weird little baseball universe, now on shirts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mt-4 first:mt-0\"\u003eThe Toiletverse started as my ongoing baseball comic about pipes, poop scoreboards, and the extremely human weirdos who play underneath them. This collection pulls designs straight out of that world—inside jokes for infield gremlins, grumpy catchers, and anyone who secretly believes the stadium is alive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mt-4 first:mt-0\"\u003eExpect:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"list-disc space-y-0.5 mt-2 mb-5 [\u0026amp;_ul]:my-0 last:mb-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;li]:ml-4 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;li]:my-2 [\u0026amp;_ul\u0026gt;li]:ml-4 [\u0026amp;_ul\u0026gt;li]:my-1 [\u0026amp;_ul]:list-[circle] [\u0026amp;_ul_ul]:list-[square]\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"leading-relaxed\"\u003ecomic‑inspired text tees like “Smartest Infield Idiot”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"leading-relaxed\"\u003enods to poop scorebugs, Pipe Network 27, and functional chaos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"leading-relaxed\"\u003emore lore‑driven designs as the story keeps growing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mt-4 first:mt-0\"\u003eIf you love baseball, gremlin energy, and strange little universes, this is your corner of the shop. \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"smartest-infield-idiot-comic-inspired-sports-tee","title":"\"Smartest Infield Idiot\" comic-inspired Sports Tee","description":"Smart, chaotic, and just self‑aware enough to wear it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis tee is for the player (or fan) who always seems to be in the right place at the right time, even when the play looks like a disaster. “SMARTEST INFIELD IDIOT” is hand‑lettered on the front, with a tiny nod to the lore on the back: “Logged by Pipe Network 27.”\u003cbr\u003e\n*Inspired by my ongoing Toiletverse baseball comic. Link available upon request*\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\ninfield gremlins who somehow make the play,\u003cbr\u003e\ncatchers and coaches who know floor matters more than flash,\u003cbr\u003e\nanyone who lives for functional chaos and double plays.\u003cbr\u003e\nSoft, easy‑wear cotton blend. Runs true to size. Wear it to the field, the cage, or while arguing with your own imaginary poop scoreboard.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz.\/yd.² (186 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Modern classic fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Rib collar in classic width\u003cbr\u003e\n• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tear-away label for 0 chafing\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSLEEVE LENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e15 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54-57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58-61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62-65\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Southpaw Studio","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":52698852426017,"sku":"3537081_19903","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":52698852458785,"sku":"3537081_19920","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":52698852491553,"sku":"3537081_19937","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52698852524321,"sku":"3537081_19954","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52698852557089,"sku":"3537081_19971","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":52698852589857,"sku":"3537081_19988","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":52698852622625,"sku":"3537081_20005","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":52698852655393,"sku":"3537081_20022","price":37.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/2811\/9585\/files\/unisex-sports-tee-ash-front-6a08fdad4a1dd.jpg?v=1778974149"},{"product_id":"baseball-superstitions","title":"Baseball Superstitions: Topside Versus Toiletverse","description":null,"brand":"Southpaw Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52784918331681,"sku":null,"price":1.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}]}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/2811\/9585\/collections\/TTake2.png?v=1778974072","url":"https:\/\/southpawstudio.store\/collections\/toiletverse-inspired-collection.oembed","provider":"Southpaw Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}